So, I had seen this before (thanks to my sister) but was just reminded of it again by another friend. Chuck Norris has become this…well…for lack of a better word, pop culture icon. He’s a joke, he’s the coolest guy ever, he’s all over the place. Anyhoo, there’s this website that has these crazy “facts” about Chuck Norris. Here’s just a sampling:
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
- Einstein’s original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
- Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
Those are some of the ones that were “picked by the man himself”. For more (there are about nine pages of these) click here. Enjoy.
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